July 2010
I have surgery Friday morning. I'm going to be in...
free drugs
Man should never have to shave their beards....
I just found a machete and a pair of nail-clippers in my bed.
Oot
I’m going to pull an all-nighter. I have to be at work in 6 hours, and if I go to sleep, I wont get up.
The deathclock says I will die Christmas Eve in...
:C
It's Tuesday, so upload nudes or turtles
or gtfo
WatchHere’s one of the videos from the little party last Friday at Joel’s apartment.
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I’m gonna upload some old photos I found of my family ages ago.
In advance, sorry for the spam of my old childhood memories.
hiteverythingwithahammer:
fuckyeahtumblrmemeclub:
rofl!! omg dead XD
crapheadslaphead:
“Charlie,” murmured Nathen throatily, “it’s time for bed.”
“It’s Chuck—” Charles “Chuck” Norris began the same whiny tirade with which every night he regaled the young tumblr Nathen, but the had to stop quickly since he saw Nathen was wearing an incredibly sexy Owlbear costume!
“WHAT…..IS……………………………………….THAT” said cHUck Noris.
“ITS AN aowl Bear Csostume for You Chuck. i love...
mliaverage:
Today, in gym we were doing our usual 30 minute runs and every so often I would stop and say “Triceratops activate” then put up my hood on my blue sweater and ran faster than ever. Some people would scream “GO, GO POWER RANGER” as I ran by. Some of my best friends decided that no ranger fights alone and joined me in my epic race to the end. MLIA.
Owls are the most beautiful creatures in the world.
