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“Charlie,” murmured Nathen throatily, “it’s time for bed.”

“It’s Chuck—” Charles “Chuck” Norris began the same whiny tirade with which every night he regaled the young tumblr Nathen, but the had to stop quickly since he saw Nathen was wearing an incredibly sexy Owlbear costume!

“WHAT…..IS……………………………………….THAT” said cHUck Noris.

“ITS AN aowl Bear Csostume for You Chuck. i love my Job which is to Have sex with an internet meme” said natthen.

Then they had sex forever

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY